02579cam a2200493 i 4500 623660690 TxAuBib 20061012120000.0 990727s2000||||||||||||||||||||||||eng|u 99042695 9780064407694 0064407691 9780060283155 library binding 0060283157 library binding (OCoLC)688643100 TxAuBib rda Snicket, Lemony. The miserable mill / by Lemony Snicket ; illustrations by Brett Helquist. New York : HarperCollins Publishers, 2000. 194 pages : illustrations ; 19 cm. txt rdacontent n rdamedia nc rdacarrier Series of Unfortunate Events [All Media, A] Series of Unfortunate Events [Book Series, A] ; 4 Dear Reader, I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to read this book because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I advise you to put this book down instantaneously, because of all the books describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans, THE MISERABLE MILL might be the unhappiest yet. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are sent to Paltryville to work in a lumber mill, and they find disaster and misfortune lurking behind every log. The pages of this book, I'm sorry to inform you, contain such unpleasantries as a giant pincher machine, a bad casserole, a man with a cloud of smoke where his head should be, a hypnotist, a terrible accident resulting in injury, and coupons. I have promised to write down the entire history of these three poor children, but you haven't, so if you prefer stories that are more heartwarming, please feel free to make another selection. With all due respect,. Lemony Snicket. 1000L Lexile. Accelerated Reader AR MG 6.2 5 41284. 20061012. Baudelaire, Klaus (Fictitious character.) Baudelaire, Violet (Fictitious character.) Baudelaire, Sunny (Fictitious character.) Orphans Fiction. Siblings Juvenile fiction. Humorous fiction. lcgft Fiction. lcgft Helquist, Brett. A Series of Unfortunate Events [All Media]. A Series of Unfortunate Events [Book Series] ; 4. TXKPL